“Proper school sex.” How to have sex in a school correctly. 正しい学校SEXとは！？！？！？
“Aren’t you glad I’m from that country?” - Her
TMI?
- Her : where are you?
- Me : bathroom
- Her : are you pooing?
- Me : yes
- Her (on the phone with Her mom) : he's pooing
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It must suck to be blackHer comment as a black dog walked past us in the 40°c heat
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What does ‘yaoi’ mean?Her (…!?)
Crayons (con'd)
- Her : I used to eat crayons, they were my favourite
- Me : favourite...?
- Her : yeah I tried clay and glue, but when you warm up the crayon it was the best
- Me : did you have a favourite colour?
- Her : well brown and blue are the softest when you heat them under the kotatsu
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I use to eat crayons. They were my favourite.Her
Lazyness
We are so lazy - when lightbulbs go out I don’t replace them and she doesn’t bother to get me to replace them.
Last night I had to go out at 11 pm to buy lightbulbs because the last working bulb in our apartment burnt out.
This is why we can't eat at nice places
- *waiter brings out a dish and informs us that it is creamed horseradish*
- Her : what is it for?
- me : uhhh.. Not sure
- Her : see, if this were a first date, you would of already failed
- me : if this was a first date, I would of pulled sonething out of my ass. Like 'it cleanses your palate' or something like that
- Her : hrmm.. it does look like it can cleanse your palate
- me : but I wonder what it is really for? I should Google this..
- stranger next table over : its for your prime rib
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Hey if your tumblr is REALLY about me, shouldn’t the tagline be ‘Canadian boy meets Japanese girl’ ?Her
