fasalina:

“Proper school sex.” How to have sex in a school correctly.  正しい学校SEXとは!?!?!? 

“Aren’t you glad I’m from that country?” - Her

fasalina:

“Proper school sex.” How to have sex in a school correctly.  正しい学校SEXとは!?!?!?

“Aren’t you glad I’m from that country?” - Her

TMI?

  • Her : where are you?
  • Me : bathroom
  • Her : are you pooing?
  • Me : yes
  • Her (on the phone with Her mom) : he's pooing
It must suck to be black
Her comment as a black dog walked past us in the 40°c heat
What does ‘yaoi’ mean?
Her (…!?)

Crayons (con'd)

  • Her : I used to eat crayons, they were my favourite
  • Me : favourite...?
  • Her : yeah I tried clay and glue, but when you warm up the crayon it was the best
  • Me : did you have a favourite colour?
  • Her : well brown and blue are the softest when you heat them under the kotatsu
Canada beats Australia , womens rugby finals @ Hong Kong 7s

Canada beats Australia , womens rugby finals @ Hong Kong 7s

I use to eat crayons. They were my favourite.
Her

Lazyness

We are so lazy - when lightbulbs go out I don’t replace them and she doesn’t bother to get me to replace them.

Last night I had to go out at 11 pm to buy lightbulbs because the last working bulb in our apartment burnt out.

This is why we can't eat at nice places

  • *waiter brings out a dish and informs us that it is creamed horseradish*
  • Her : what is it for?
  • me : uhhh.. Not sure
  • Her : see, if this were a first date, you would of already failed
  • me : if this was a first date, I would of pulled sonething out of my ass. Like 'it cleanses your palate' or something like that
  • Her : hrmm.. it does look like it can cleanse your palate
  • me : but I wonder what it is really for? I should Google this..
  • stranger next table over : its for your prime rib
Hey if your tumblr is REALLY about me, shouldn’t the tagline be ‘Canadian boy meets Japanese girl’ ?
Her
Japanese girl meets Canadian boy

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